I've just returned from the bi-weekly Nan visit, and therefore visited the coolest supermarket in the world: the CO-OP!!!

Inside the CO-OP(!!!) there is a little cardboard shelf thingy that contains "Bestselling DVDs from 99p!" Now, upon further inspection of said DVDs, one notices that most are films featuring actor / legend Jean-Claude Van Damme, or as his friends like to call him... The Damme.

At an early age, Van Damme was interested in fighting and motorcycles, which shows in his later starring roles in such films as Kickboxer (1989) and Nowhere To Run (1993).

Many of Van Damme's films used motorcycles as a main source of manliness. This manliness was first ascertained in the films Monaco Forever (1984) in which he plays a "gay karate man" and Breakin' (also 1984 - a very busy year for Mr. Van Damme), the men-prancing-around-in-bright-jump-suits epic.

More recent titles include Narco (2004) and Wake of Death (2004 - boy this man really can churn the films out quick) with films such as Second in Command and Astérix aux jeux olympiques being released in the near future. Reserve your tickets now to ensure you aren'tdisappointedd when all the seats in the cinema are sold out!

And so, in all, Jean Claude has had one of the greatest film careers of any actor, and shall hold a deserved position high up in the Hollywood hall of fame! Bravo!

N.B. - This is an obvious piss take. Film titles are real but it is not an accurate filmography and should not be believed by even the dumbest human being.

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