Now, I am usually one of these people who doesn't go along with internet memes, but I was challenged to by my fellow blogger K. And I don't like her for it. She can go suck on lemons at playtime for all I care!!!

Anyway, the idea is that I tell you five things about me that you might not know... My close friends know pretty much everything about me, as do most of not so close friends. But you, the internet browsing demographic may want to know even more about me, WizzieBob, The Bobber and several other names that contain or rhyme with Bob (the word knob comes to mind...).

So, on with the post!

I'm a boy. Bet you never guessed that! Ahaha, whoa! BOMBSHELL, PEOPLE! Stop the presses! Read all about it! Have I got news for YOU!?

I'm sixteen and go to a grammar school for "intelligent" people. You'd never guess it from the gaggle that leaves every day at 3.35 . Right bunch of ruffians!

They burn trees, forests, puppies and old ladies! They probably burnt YOUR very own television! Blame them! Blame my fellow students!

I just inadvertently conducted parts 1, 2 and 3 of my very own "Guide to Tyranny"

I have a rather strange urge to like everybody. Even if they are complete bastards. I look at them and always see the good side.

A good example is an acquaintance in my year at school, who shall be called N for privacy reasons. He is an arrogant willy head. I mean it... Arrogant as you can get. He believes he is always right. ALWAYS! But, yet, even after I threw a barrage of expletives and home truths at him one lunch break, I felt a certain form of sympathy towards his large nose and puppy dog eyes.

Not much sympathy, but a bit!

So, to put the same point into fewer words; I am a big softy.

I think up most of my posts as I go along. This may surprise you considering the greatness of this written work! It is true, I, Bob of Bobland, do mainly think up this crock of sh*t spontaneously. 'Spose you could actually say, contradicting an earlier post, this site is rather random!

I still live at home with my parents and am still a virgin at time of posting. If everything goes to plan on the otherhand, I will soon be living on the street! Hahahah! You thought I was gonna say something about intercourse didn't you! Hahaha! Fooled you... Or did I?!


As you can probably tell, I really struggled with those...

So, to end, I challenge only TWO people to continue the trend. I challenge:
HadesGigas from Robot Sandwich & Boycey from Team Ganglion.

Do it, b*tches.

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