So I was struggling to think of anything to post about today, therefore I asked a mate. He replied;

"I dunno... Something random?"

And here it is:

Why is it, that people who say they are random, really aren't? Random is when what you don't expect happens, not when you rant on and on about the same mundane subject. For instance, BOBBED is not random! Robot Sandwich is.

There are many people out there who say things like this: "omg lol im so randum lol liek yestdya me and paris wnt to twn n we watchd a movi lol nd i shotued in th mvoie lol stuuf liek fadge and mingelicks lol ad ti was liek a odl movie so like al loasda old ppl lukked at ys lmao"

... SHUT THE HELL UP YOU HERPES RIDDEN LOW-LIFE WHORE!!! YOU'RE NOT RANDOM, AND NEITHER WERE YOUR IMMATURE WORD-CALLINGS! THE ONLY THING RANDOM ABOUT YOU IS THE WAY YOUR EYES LOOK DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOUR DAD IS ALSO YOUR BROTHER!!! EAT THAT!

Also, randomoscity [...] should most definitely NOT be forced! If you try and be spontaneous, you fail and end up being a c*ck. It should not be thought about, it should be exactly what it is; spur of the moment.

Now, this post is more like a dictionary entry (a very blunt, angry and boring dictionary, but a dictionary nonetheless) so I might just move on.

I have plans people. Plans for the blog. Big plans. Massive ass huge fudging plans!

I lie, I don't have big ideas and I need YOUR help! Give me topics! Just a word and I'll post about it. Any word... Or phrase...

Just a word OR phrase and I'll ramble about it.

I feel old. And dull. And I use full stops & exclamation marks far too much.

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Remember the Harry Potter post? Well, next week I plan to continue the story, but this time... I go it alone!

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