N.B. Post is a few hours late due to Blogger downtime. Not my fault for once!

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So, I'm back from NYC and Florida and back from one of the best holidays I've ever been on! Aren't you glad you lucky, lucky people?!

So, there are many clichéd ideas as to what the greatest feelings in the world are, and I disagree with them.

Clichéd greatest feelings

• > Warm towels
• > Warm beds
• > Warm stuff in general, unless its something like ice cream
• > Hugs
• > Winning

Real greatest feelings

• > Letting out a fart without anyone realising
• > Having a great dump after a long day of holding it in
• > Winning
  
• > Getting off a plane after a long flight
• > Going to sleep

Now, these may seem to have quite a bit of relevance to the vacation I just came back from, but I assure you they are not related... much.

In other news, I'm better than the bible.

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