22 October 2005

Those filthy corporate wh*res!

Subliminal messages

So I recently ate a maoaM bar (name reversed for privacy*) and chuckled heartily at the sweet wrapper.




Well... I chuckled until I recognised the actual intentions of the design! They're trying to get children to buy their product using possibly the most addictive thing ever: sexual intercourse!!!

Note the motion lines around the 'pickle thing' as well as the exuberant facial expression, which together with the look of slight euphoria on the cherries face, who happens to be on the lap of said 'pickle thing,' creates a definite scene of sexual activities.

Of course, the younger, more shielded children, will not know of this most natural of behaviours. But no doubt it is still within their primal instincts to know exactly what is going on: they are mating. CROSS BREEDING if you will. Bestiality no less!

THIS CANDY WRAPPER PROMOTES ILLEGAL DOINGS!

DOWN WITH OBIRAH! DOWN WITH OBIRAH! UP WITH KCOL SPAC! UP WITH KCOL SPAC!

So, to end, I say one thing: sweets are still nice despite slightly dodgy wrappers!

Notes:
1) No post next week, I am away in New York.
2) I need ideas for posts. Give me ideas.
3) Finally, I love you all!

* Nice disguise, no? Shame I gave it away... Plus it's a palindrome. Oh, and if you work for obiraH, please don't sue me... Just tell me and I will remove all pointers towards your company.
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