03 October 2005
'Ello Guvner!
I just received this email.
OUTRAGE! Am I not British enough? Am I to give into stereotypes and let my teeth go to waste? Speak like a Ponce? Never!
I shall not give in!
But the portrayal of the British in other countries such as the USA is amusing.
Not all Brits are as in this comic drawing:

Mmmm... KISSY KISSY!
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OUTRAGE! Am I not British enough? Am I to give into stereotypes and let my teeth go to waste? Speak like a Ponce? Never!
I shall not give in!
But the portrayal of the British in other countries such as the USA is amusing.
Not all Brits are as in this comic drawing:

Mmmm... KISSY KISSY!
I personally take pride in my teeth! And my lack of football-hooligan-skinhead. It makes me feel better than those with these... Erm... Rather dashing features.
But I'm pissed off about being denied the BritBlog status. It's not that I care about being refused, it's because I don't know WHY I was refused!
Anyway, better go brush my teeth. Good gums + good teeth + good breath = minty freshness
But I'm pissed off about being denied the BritBlog status. It's not that I care about being refused, it's because I don't know WHY I was refused!
Anyway, better go brush my teeth. Good gums + good teeth + good breath = minty freshness