26 August 2005

K! Awards

I know it's not Thursday. But this is URGENT!

Recently announced was the following;

8/25/05
Kerrang Awards
Green Day won two awards at the Kerrang Awards in London... "Best Live Band" and "Best Band on the Planet"!

This is an OUTRAGE! How can a band with such cheesy 'music,' which they choose to call "punk rock," be the best band in the world? It's unfathomable! I could list so many bands that are better. In fact... here's a search for good bands. There's a few forums and stuff on there as well, which is nice. Anyway, I digress. Notice it's basically EVERY BAND EVER except Green Day? Oh... and Oasis. They're s**t also.

The main reason I don't like Green Day, apart from their phoney political clap-trap, is Billy Bob Thornbum's whiney, moany, incessantly-nasal voice. It really gets on my man-tits!

Rant over. Bye.
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