BOBBED!

It's done

2006-03-29T23:18:00.000+01:00

Well I've pretty much finished the transfer over to WordPress.See it here: http://blog.bobbed.netWhat do you think? Leave a comment here or on the new blog, seeing as this one will be gone soon.

Who's moving to Wordpress?

2006-03-18T01:37:00.000Z

Now, I love Blogger, I really do... But, I wanna Wordpress blog. They're so neat and cool.However, this means that the site may disappear a bit every now and again, but do not worry! It's just me making a mess of things and destroying the site. It's gonna take a while, but eventually, when it's all done and dusted, you'll see one of the greatest looking blogs ever sitting in front of you...I'll

Busted

2006-03-12T15:14:00.000Z

Read this (click):(I would just like to reiterate thatthis is, as far as I know, real)I only have one thing to say:(I'm driving the tank by the way)

Hmmm?

2006-03-02T22:47:00.000Z

So it has been a long time since I last updated and I am very sorry. I meant to update more often but I have not found the time!Anyway, I just had some time, got bored and uploaded something that I made a while ago onto the server...BEHOLD! POOGLE.CO.UK!Hope you like it.Compared to Google, it's not that bad!UPDATE: Should've told you really, the search function doesn't actually work... it just

4 Bloody Things

2006-02-15T00:00:00.000Z

This St. Valentine's Day[after], albeit rather uneventful for most, shall be one of the best days of your life, as I update my blog... With one of those bloody internet memes... You know, like questionnaires and shite.Yes, K got me again, and I'm not one to back down. So here goes...4 things about me, Bob.Four jobs I've had in my life:Straight in with the hard ones... 1) NoneFour movies I can

Timecop

2006-01-29T22:08:00.000Z

I've just returned from the bi-weekly Nan visit, and therefore visited the coolest supermarket in the world: the CO-OP!!!Inside the CO-OP(!!!) there is a little cardboard shelf thingy that contains "Bestselling DVDs from 99p!" Now, upon further inspection of said DVDs, one notices that most are films featuring actor / legend Jean-Claude Van Damme, or as his friends like to call him... The

Erm...

2006-01-29T12:06:00.000Z

Hi people... I'm very sorry I haven't posted for OVER a month, but I have just been plain out of ideas.However! I shall be posting sometime in the near future, probably in about 15 minutes when I'm bored, so get your laughing caps on and prepare yourself for some comedy genius (yeah right) !Over and out.

Merry Xmas!!!

2005-12-25T14:31:00.000Z

So, it's Christmas Day meaning everybody should be happy and full of joy! But... If you're not, I have the perfect present just waiting to be received! And it's here, right in this very post.An explanation is needed I suppose... So here goes. I study "Media Studies" at A level standard, in other words; We watch videos, read newspapers, make a few of our own posters and videos, finally get an

Russell

2005-12-18T18:09:00.000Z

Let me tell you a story. A sad story that is unfortunately true. A story that is replacing the planned post due to it's potency. A story that I shall now begin...It all begins in the Merry Hill branch of Sainsbury's, where whilst scouting the aisles for my mother, I notice what looks like a young man crying down by the alcoholic beverages. I thought nothing of it and continued my scoutage.We

5ive

2005-12-11T21:24:00.000Z

Now, I am usually one of these people who doesn't go along with internet memes, but I was challenged to by my fellow blogger K. And I don't like her for it. She can go suck on lemons at playtime for all I care!!!Anyway, the idea is that I tell you five things about me that you might not know... My close friends know pretty much everything about me, as do most of not so close friends. But you, the

Tyranny

2005-12-03T23:30:00.000Z

Have you ever wanted to rule your work / play area? Bossing other people around right up your street? Fancy being a dictator? Well here is a simple step-by-step tutorial on how to do so! Without further-a-do, go get a pen and paper and copy down this simple guide!(Please note, BOBBED.NET does not condone ANY form of violence. This spoof is intended as a JOKE only and MUST NOT be followed by

CMA

2005-11-19T23:59:00.000Z

I was just watching the 2005 Annual Country Music Awards in New York City! I say was because I had to leave because my eyes and ears needed to recover after the BLEEDING and BURNING that occurred whilst watching. It gets shown later over here in Britain, due to the fact the television people needed to find a slot in the times when at least one person would watch.The highlight of the highlights

Something Random

2005-11-12T23:59:00.000Z

So I was struggling to think of anything to post about today, therefore I asked a mate. He replied;"I dunno... Something random?"And here it is:Why is it, that people who say they are random, really aren't? Random is when what you don't expect happens, not when you rant on and on about the same mundane subject. For instance, BOBBED is not random! Robot Sandwich is.There are many people out there

Greatest feelings

2005-11-05T20:00:00.000Z

N.B. Post is a few hours late due to Blogger downtime. Not my fault for once!So, I'm back from NYC and Florida and back from one of the best holidays I've ever been on! Aren't you glad you lucky, lucky people?!So, there are many clichéd ideas as to what the greatest feelings in the world are, and I disagree with them.Clichéd greatest feelings > Warm towels > Warm beds > Warm stuff in

Those filthy corporate wh*res!

2005-10-22T21:00:00.000+01:00

So I recently ate a maoaM bar (name reversed for privacy*) and chuckled heartily at the sweet wrapper.Well... I chuckled until I recognised the actual intentions of the design! They're trying to get children to buy their product using possibly the most addictive thing ever: sexual intercourse!!!Note the motion lines around the 'pickle thing' as well as the exuberant facial expression, which

Well beat me down and call me George!

2005-10-18T00:34:00.000+01:00

Again, I have to apologise, no post. Too busy!!!I've been doing lots of work, and helping people out with stuff.Oh, and I have decided to make my post day Saturday instead, seeing as I just don't have time on a monday evening.Again, I'm sorry (if you care) and if you don't care... well, neither do I!!! Erm...

I'm busy, oh so busy!

2005-10-10T23:59:00.000+01:00

Well! As you can probably tell, I have been doing a LOT of work with the site. I've got my own URL, hosting and I'm starting to develop my internet empire.I've got my template business up and running, as you can see if you click here, and I hope to generate a main page, instead of having my blog showing up first thing.If any of you have any suggestions, please let me know as you think of them.

'Ello Guvner!

2005-10-03T20:00:00.000+01:00

I just received this email.Dear BritBlog applicant,We are sorry to tell you that your application to join BritBlog was notsuccessful.Perhaps you have not fully understood our submission policies, so if you have not yet read them but still wish to join, please take a moment to review them now:http://www.britblog.com/help/submission_policy.phpPlease remember that we get large volumes of

Note

2005-09-29T21:36:00.000+01:00

Just to let you know that I will begin posting on Mondays instead of Thursdays, commencing this week. This is due to the fact I am under increasing pressure to watch Thursday night television (and the less important school stuff if I can be bothered). Plus, making Monday the "post-day" means I have the weekend to prepare BOBBED goodness for you. Huzzah!See you all (yes, all three of you) on

The beginning

2005-09-22T23:00:00.000+01:00

Today, I am showing off the beginnings of my prosperous and potentially great advertising career, by giving you the chance to see my first ever ad. It's my Five Second Cadillac Ad!Perhaps I should explain this video...A while back, Cadillac ran a competition to create a five second video, to promote the launch of their new model range, all of which supposedly reached 60mph in under five seconds.

eBay

2005-09-15T22:00:00.000+01:00

Well. It's official. You really CAN buy anything on eBay!It's like something out of a scary movie / history lesson, when they sold lives to people when they got the plague. FRAUD! But... Who's life is it?! That is the question!I expect the prices to be good, otherwise I aint buying none of that used crap. But it really is amazing how many different things you can find on that eTreasurechest that

What day is it?

2005-09-08T19:26:00.000+01:00

Thursday already? Damn... This weeks gone far too fast, what with school restarting and me helping a fellow blogger with his template, plus some of my best friends were assaulted on a bus recently. So the post isn't complete.Not the one I planned anyway.I apologise in advance for the post, but I shall show you how much my blog has been BOBBED.It started off, looking like this. Not that

Inequality

2005-09-01T19:30:00.000+01:00

Sorry people. I'm afraid, there isn't a prepared post this week.So I'll just rant about racism & sexism.Now, I'm no racist and people who know me should know that. But racism is getting out of hand... And swinging the other way. Now, in our day and age of equality, you would expect exactly that; equality.But nope. I disagree. There is not equality everywhere. Of course there is the standard form

K! Awards

2005-08-26T18:00:00.000+01:00

I know it's not Thursday. But this is URGENT!Recently announced was the following;8/25/05Kerrang AwardsGreen Day won two awards at the Kerrang Awards in London... "Best Live Band" and "Best Band on the Planet"! This is an OUTRAGE! How can a band with such cheesy 'music,' which they choose to call "punk rock," be the best band in the world? It's unfathomable! I could list so many bands that are

Rickshaws with engines!

2005-08-25T18:00:00.000+01:00

Now, I'm sure this has been blogged about many hundreds of times already, but I shall still BOB it anyway.Yes, this is the headline news that a scheme to introduce a tuk-tuk taxi service to the England capital, London, has been announced.This idea was greeted with different viewpoints. Mainly from a certain Bob Oddy, who happens to be the general secretary of the Licensed Taxi Driver Association,

Spam

2005-08-18T16:09:00.000+01:00

So I was in Poland last week, and therefore did not post. Aren't you lucky! But I'm back now, so, let's get Bobbing.Right, today I'm tackling the subject of lying and scamming crap 'eads.The following e-mail is from a certain Mr. Al-Karmu, obviously a very important man at the Central Bank of Iraq.Hello/Dear,I am Mr. Abu Al-Karmel, I am working in Economic Development andForeign contract payment

Harry Potter

2005-08-04T19:36:00.000+01:00

As I promised, my friend Giuseppe and I have prepared this short text for you, in the wake of the brand new Harry Potter book. It is the first part in a long line of... erm... parts...Harry Potter and the Underage Sex Scandal, part one"Harry," said Dumbledore with a certain discontent flooding his voice like Voldermort's vomit. "I have something to tell you."Harry, having just traipsed up the

Those animated BAST*RDS

2005-07-28T19:42:00.000+01:00

I don't really know what to write about, seeing as my main plan just failed.So I'll write about... emoticons.Emoticons are those little smiley character face things that you see advertised ALL over the internet. And, to put it bluntly, I HATE them! Well, some anyway. Some of the faces are quite cool, and some even edge towards being funny! But the worst idea in the world of mini images... were

The Atom Feed

2005-07-21T20:30:00.000+01:00

This is my second REAL post, as I now like to call them...What?So, this is about that little button there on the left, the ATOM 0.3 one. For those of you who don't know, it's a link to my atom feed."GREAT," I hear you holler, "But what does it do?" That is what I am going to tell you.There are two options that are B.O.B certified. I shall tell you about both of these options. Or you could just go

How Long?!?!

2005-07-14T14:08:00.000+01:00

Deary me! I have been away from the blog on a very long period of "notbeingbotheredness" and I think it's suffered. I've probably lost all of my readership... I just hope I can get them back somehow.COME BACK!That should do it!But now... to celebrate my return, I am going to show you something that may disturb. May make you cry. And will most probably hurt your belly...Old school photographs...

At last... I have decided to update

2005-05-24T22:55:00.000+01:00

Yeah... I know it's been quite some time since I last updated, so I've decided to now...UPDATED!You may notice that there are some ads dotted around the page. They are they simply to try and get some kind of income to me. I don't like ads as much as the next guy doesn't, but they might help a lil' bit. Theres also a fancy Alert Me button. Just click it if you want to recieve notifications through

Today is the day!

2005-05-05T22:00:00.000+01:00

Yes, today is the day, that decides which government we will be blundered with for five years to come...And more importantly, my poll has just finished.Here are the results!Great! Lib Dems won!However, with the Green Party and the Official Monster Raving Loony Party in joint second, I get the feeling some people didn't take the poll completely serious...

Poll on the upcoming election

2005-04-27T11:07:00.000+01:00

Who are you going to / would you vote for on May 5th?LabourConservativeLiberal DemocratsBritish National Party (BNP)Green Party of England and WalesOfficial Monster Raving Loony PartyUK Independence Party Pensioners Party You can only vote once! So you can't fiddle the results.Free

The Lovely Conservatives...

2005-04-26T23:21:00.000+01:00

Guess what! They've been dropping leaflets through our letter-box!How nice of them!And on the front... We have this wonderful picture! * Disclaimer : image is slightly doctoredAH! How refreshing to see such a beautiful sight, plastered all over a sheet of 'Labour-bashing'!But that isn't all! On the back of this picture is a very tender poem! *Image not at all doctored!Give that woman a medal!

ERR0R

2005-04-23T16:52:00.000+01:00

I just realised a minor error I made.Recently I posted about a test I took, in which I found out who I should vote for based on my policies... just one problem. I'm not allowed to vote yet, 'cause I'm under the legal voting age! Oh well, no real problem. Only got to wait another four years before I can try and finally get the Lib Dems to win... they need all the votes they can get.Oh, and Michael

Who should I vote for?

2005-04-19T20:28:00.000+01:00

I just took a short test to see who I ought to vote for. Here are the results:My expected outcome: Liberal DemocratMy actual outcome:I should vote: Liberal Democrat The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a

BOB'S UNITE!

2005-04-08T13:53:00.000+01:00

Hi, welcome to the blog.And when I say THE blog, I mean THE next big thing blog!Maybe not, but whatever. I can dream, can't I !?But anyway, I am quite aware that with the shoddy URL of "http://bobbed.blogspot.com", I am not going to get many visitors!!Please, UNITE, and help me find a good URL!!!PLEASE, put ideas in the comments...